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Poet Don't Know It
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, May 5, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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This poem was meant to be snarky funny, don't take it too seriously or personal.


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Poet Don't Know It



Like one note Johnny,

poet's clearly in a rut,

writes the same poem,

every day in a different way,

like a squirrel planting a nut.


Likewise, there's Ms. Clean,

freed of anguish in the past,

only writes on that single theme.

dwelling on it to make it last.

 

Poet without a clue,

who writes without a dictionary,

or even a thesaurus, too.

despised by those who do.


With a vocabulary that is so weak,

only by poetizing can make it tweak.

Doesn't even try to make it work,

caught up in a world of instant twerk.


Poet who writes for Hallmark,

or for Currier and Ives,

must always write sweetness,

into dismal readers' lives.


If alcohol can fuel the muse,

there are poets that freely use.

Only with alky’s liberal libation,

can they light imagination's fuse.


Right words to pontificate,

their idol-given worldly cause,

taken from their good book,

of phrases without a pause.


Those that lost the shift key,

imitating a certain mis-cummings,

thinking that poetry has no rules,

those that follow rules just dummies.


Poets who master all the forms,

concerned devoutly with norms.

While missing a poem's point,

to enlighten, open life's arms.


To write a poem summarizing it all,

anyone's poem may take a great fall.

No matter if you are short or tall,

a stinky poem leaves a great pall.


Remember, roses are red,

until they are dead.


That's all!


Copyright 2023 © Ronald W. Hull


5/4/23


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Reviewed on May 24, 2023
Salutations to Author Poet Ronald W. Hull.

Enthusiasm, Health and Creativity.

This is a refined satire that can remind linguistic iconolassts and literary vandalists that poetic art is also science; and it presented its points exoterically.

"Poet Don't Know It" I have read, and have learned from its contents of wisdom, art and wise witty background.

Much gratitude to the creator of this unique composition for keeping the Lamp of Poetry glowing.

Reverent and appreciatively,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 22, 2023
AHHHHH, WELLL.....FIRST LET ME SAY...I LOVED THE CARTOON. AND AS THE WORLD IS DIFFERENT, SO ARE POETS AND THEIR REASON FOR WRITING ALL DIFFERENT....THUS, YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED YOUR PURPOSE, DEAR RON...THIS POEM IS INDEED, SNARKY FUNNY!!! THANK YOU... LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 18, 2023
Cleverly concocted rhymes, Ron! All the best to you,

Regis. 🙏🎸🎵🎻🌳🦋🐬🌲

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on May 12, 2023
This was so obviously written by a poet "on the inside," so I could readily identify precisely the things written about. I loved the plays on words (mis-cummings) and the way you didn't fail to name some of the ways poets find their muse. I also like the way you described the separate camps of poets The use of a dictionary and thesaurus, for example. Very cleverly written.

Rebecca

Reviewed on May 12, 2023
I am guilty of writing what was in my head and how I feel. I expressed my feelings in my poetry that way. Pictures I've found on the internet or old photos I found would always give me the inspiration to write too. I do not think much of structure or what kind of poetry I was writing. It's the least I pay attention to. I am an expressionist, not a constructionist when it comes to poetry. I do not write tongue-tied rhyming poetry.

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 6, 2023
Don't worry, I'm not angry, I'm happy. Just wanted to pop the inflated pretentiousness that we poets sometimes have. I'm a big offender. Never use a dictionary or thesaurus to improve my awful phonetic spelling or vocabulary. Insisting on punctuating my poetry when most don't. Never even had a poetry class or cared for some of the forms of poetry. I'm a happy bad actor.

Ron

Reviewed by w. aher
Reviewed on May 5, 2023
I love this one. Says much!

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on May 5, 2023
Ronald, who wrote what to make you so angry? Looks like you are aiming at people that call themselves poets but can write only what has been written of countless times in the past.

I think sometime in the past I also vented in this way... Looked for it but cannot find it.

Did find one that I am going to repost.

your friend
Mark


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