Bob rushes through the doorway,
eyeglasses gesturing in his hand,
"Darn lens all fogged up," he grumbles.
His tousled hair in spikes from gusts,
snow sticks to a week old beard,
disturbed blue eyes glare,
masculinity's conveyed and vulnerable,
leaning into him and tweaking tight buns,
I wrap a leg around his,
steal a kiss from his tight lips,
blow in his cold ear and whisper,
"You need a defrosting Macho Man!"
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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