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King Of Caustic
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Ode to Don Imus.



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Six to nine on MSNBC
Imus and gang –– it has to be
Our work’s not done, but we pause, give thanks
For the weasel-eyed phonies he churlishly spanks.

He’s crusty and harsh, and always brash,
Top dogs and dignitaries –– pieces of trash!
Yes! He’s our hero — we’re an unlikely fan,
But he’s King of Caustic — he’s the I-man.

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 Reviews of "King Of Caustic"
Reviewed on May 23, 2003
LOL i love imus in the morning...my twink can't STAND him...and i love this tribute to him! well done! hope he can see this...((((HUGS)))) and love, karla. *tell him he has a fan in burleson, texas LOL*

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2003
He probably loves it too. Nice...has a great rhythm to it. Bravo.

Reviewed by TOMSDATTAR
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
i like this


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