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Braille
by Leland Waldrip → (All Poetry by Leland Waldrip)
  
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Writing quality is in the eye of the beholder. The following words of wisdom were pulled off the Internet.

One Passover,


a Jewish man


was eating his lunch in the park


when


a blind man


sat down beside him.


Feeling friendly,


the Jewish man


passed


a sheet of matzo


to the blind man.


The blind man


handled


the matzo


for a few minutes,


looked puzzled,


and finally exclaimed,


"Who wrote this crap?"


 


 


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 Reviews of "Braille"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
LOL The things you find on the internet!

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
LOLOL

(((leland)))

you are too much and so is this joke LOL

(((HUGS))) and thanks for my *grins* for the day

love,

karla. :)

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Haha! That was funny!

May Lu $*_*$ a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
That was cute ! S

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
excellent LMAO!!

Love tinka

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Hee Hee....this is great! Love the subtle punchline.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
No fair, you made me choke
on my Mountain Dew....LOL
Very Funny! Great Write:)


tony

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
That was great! I loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Leland, excellent. ILMAO.


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