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Internet Gleanings XIII, Children's Books That Didn't Make It
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Writing children's books has become a very lucrative field, attracting a diversity of talent and would-be talent. Here is a list of some books that, as a parent, you may want your children to avoid.
You Are Different and That's Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad's New Wife Robert Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence All Cats Go to Hell The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption Grandpa Gets a Casket The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy Strangers Have the Best Candy Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way You Were an Accident Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

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Reviews of "Internet Gleanings XIII, Children's Books That Didn't Make It"

Reviewed by Leslie Bond

Reviewed on July 3, 2003

Funny one! Leslie

Reviewed by Sara Russell

Reviewed on July 3, 2003

Thanks for the laughs, Leland! :D

Sara.

Reviewed by Lorrieann Russell (Reader)

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

Oh my, this is hysterical! LOL I could have used some of these!

Reviewed by Steve Joos

Reviewed on June 26, 2003

You're right,none of these books will ever be written. Cute in a way.

Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster

Reviewed on June 26, 2003

Can't imagine myself <Hee hee> Great write.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on June 26, 2003

Most of them were extremly
funny.Good Job!!

tn

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 26, 2003

hehehehehehehe.......thank you!!
I needed a grin!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Reviewed on June 25, 2003

I could not stop laughing at these titles. Thank you, Sir. You have made this day that much brighter with these.
Amor

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on June 25, 2003

Comic relief!

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Reviewed on June 25, 2003

Och, that last one gave me the most horrible visual, Leland! Thanks! :D

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)

Reviewed on June 25, 2003

Yeah, I can see these books in some bratty kid's library. Great laughs.

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