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The Irish Touch
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An little internet gleaning this morning.
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy, looking run over by a train. Arm in a sling, nose broken, Face cut, dragging with a limp. "What happened?" asked Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight." "That little sh*t O'Conner couldn't do that to you! He must have had something in his hand." "Aye, that he did, a shovel is what he had And a terrible beatin' he gave me with it." "Well," said Sean, "you should have defended yourself! Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy, �and a thing of beauty it was. But alas, Mrs. O'Conner's breast was useless in a fight!"

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Reviewed by Kathleen Herrick (Reader)

Reviewed on January 18, 2004

LOL oopsies for the missus and he. Very funny.

Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)

Reviewed on January 7, 2004

lmao.........you have a very keen wit Mr Waldrip

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero

Reviewed on January 6, 2004

LoL!!! You're so wicked -- Funny, funny, funny -- I'm laughing myself sick.

Carmen

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Hahahahahaha this is GREAT....floria

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

heheheheheh..Tsk,Tsk,Tsk

Tittifreak HUH???

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Oh be jasus 'tis true de ohrish always be fighting now, at all at all,
'tis a grand write you do you know leyland me ole lad, 'ave a sup of de black stuff, won'tcha now, and be sitting down der.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

LOL this brings to my mind cartoons I use to see in the newspaper of "Andy Capp" I think the name is. Except in his case if he had, had Mr's O'Conner's breast in his hand it would be his wife banging him over his head!

Reviewed by Pamela Kimmell

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Hilarious Leland....thanks for the giggle!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

LOL Leland I grew up with an Irishman and you brought some humerous Irish zest to my chilling morning...

Lady peg

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

I like your sense of humor..

Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Leland....this is funny as anything, well written with the proper zinger at the end. I'll buy Paddy a Guinness

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Well done, Leland!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

I like the Irish humor, being that I'm Irish and crazy.

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