Ah! Soft are my sheets Boy...Am I ever beat! Feathery Mellow...unwind... Tears on my pillow... TEARS ON MY PILLOW? Oh no! In my peripheral site... My women’s in plight! Oh God, Now, what did I do?
The days almost over! I had "peace" in the bag! Hmm? Maybe she’s bloating or hailing the rag? If I lie really still Quietly, and go so unnoticed... No...if I don’t say something, she’ll label me so cold and atrocious!
So,I'm tossing with worry in rewinds and oughts I thought them all over With Should have's and didn't's Did I say something wrong or voice my opinions? Will she bid me farewell and yell out "Good Riddance?"
While this was all stirring about in my head My wife just jumped up and got out of our bed Her sighs and her sniffles I could hear in the distance O' tempt me to take the path least resistant!
Well, I just couldn’t take it No, not one minute more! I slumped from my bed and onto the floor No words of repentance To whatever this is? Could ever add up to her total forgiveness!
But, still... I went to her aide No pride I did bade Besides, a husband can’t do anything right these days So... I opened the door to the master latrine To my poor little wife sniffing...
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CJ
Very funny stuff. Gotta love that ending.