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Frogs Getting A Little Peace
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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They look so in love in their
friggan little froggie fling!...


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Came across these two outback
Thought to be pretty funny, in fact
Frogs getting a little peace!
Frogs getting a little piece!
So, now what can we do with that?
Ha!

Well, If I had the time
I’d show you all the pics from my rhyme
For I had them posed in the funniest of roles
And, yeah, I know...
I’m getting closer to losing my mind?
Huh?

I put them both on a gazebo swing
They look so in love in their
friggan little froggie fling!
I placed them on top of a pool table with balls
Just the thought of it made me roll!
ROFLMAO!

They stayed hitched in all these interruptions
but I bet they weren’t too pleased
with all my abruptions!
I carried them over to the Barbie house too!
And there I photographed them "doing it"
in the loo!
Uh huh!

Yeah, I know I’m obligated to be more constructive
like doing a wash or all the
what I could, shoulds
But something came over me, deep in this woody!
IMHO!

Maybe I just need a little peace!


 

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Kimmy Van Kooten

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 Reviews of "Frogs Getting A Little Peace"
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2006
I saw those other pics...LOL and writing this brought back the view of those pics, let the frogs be or you'll get warts. Love Your Work Kimmy.

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
You've finally done it! You're the nutty-est one on AD, and this proves my case beyond the shadow of two frogs... up to something!" Now, go on back inside and do the wash or the dishes, or, or... or ... whatever with whomsoever ! ! !

-Bil

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
This gave me the smile I was looking for this evening...............
Thank you you are so creative............

Light & peace,
Joselyn

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Kimmy,

friggan little froggie fling

what I could, shoulds

deep in this woody!

Off work, sat down to read, read this one first. Probably ruined all the others for me. Hill-arious, wife wants to know why I'm choking. I can see you now posing the little froggies for their pictures and them only wanting a little 'peace'.

Losing your mind bravos
Rusty

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
hehe..When I was six I went to a creek and they were my mysterious best buds..hehe

Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Now, why did I suddenly start humming Paul McCartney's Frog Song as I read this delightfully uplifting wee story?
I have an empty garden that needs the company of frogs. Come to think of it, so do I. Frogs' spawn anyone?


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