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The Wild Cavalier's of Sin Ploys in Ya'all's Home Field
by Kimmy Van Kooten → (All Poetry by Kimmy Van Kooten)
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What happens in innocence, might could possibly end defiled?
Beware of those little farm girls! LOL!


Poem Artwork

Dashing through the tall green stalks
naked as a child
The thrills of a hide and seek, by now
had magnified her . . .

Wild!

The corn raised high , five feet in height
. . .and there in the rows, little naked beaux,
on purpose, would appear!
Seemingly, very, very eager, I
’d say, and extremely

Cavalier!

Popping up, crouching down
A bum behind the ears!
A glimpse of skin...
all squealed, giggling; Oh! the naturalness of . . .

Sin!

Running swift, darting figures
In a maize with all the boys,
Saying,
"ha ha ha! , You
’ll never catch me!"
...and then off in a flash she . . .

Ploys!

They stalked and shouted, with an air about ‘
um,
begging breathless, capricious calls,
"Hey, where did you go, little girly?
"Oh!. . .Yoo-hoo boys! You can
’t see me, but, man. . . I can see

Ya
’all’s!"

After awhile, too long, too silent,
no coup d
’ oeil d’ girl!
The boys, they jest, surrendering, dressed,
"Bet she went wee, wee, wee, all the way back to

Home!

But, she didn
’t . . .
Nope, no sir-ee bob!
That there, little naked girly girl, was very quite concealed . . .
Row, row, rowing in her little red row boat in the middle of that

Field!

Copyright 2007
Kimmy Van Kooten
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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 Reviews of "The Wild Cavalier's of Sin Ploys in Ya'all's Home Field"
Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on June 4, 2007
Kimmy,

A comical and clever piece; instead of red flags, we'all gotta watch out for red row boats - esp. since we have 2 sons in SC!!!

Love&Blessings, Rhonda

Reviewed on June 4, 2007
Fantastic piece. reminds me of my farm days back during childhood years

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on June 3, 2007
Very witty and unusual piece.

Enjoyed your stuff at Poetry Life and Times BTW.

best
Ian

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
nice work...never chased through the cornfields but did the cottonfields...

nice work...

enjoyed.....Art sun...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
Beware is right on indeed...
Cute little write...

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on June 1, 2007
hahahah
Aw~~~now that was just really cute and cleva
enjoyed it

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2007
Beautiful pen,Hugssssssss

Reviewed by William Haynes
Reviewed on June 1, 2007
very cool, i enjoyed that one
bill

Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Truely enjoyed this pen. Very well done.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Such a deligthful write, Kimmy. I love the spirit of that "girly girl." Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Kimmy...Kimmy...I just wouldn't allow my thoughts to go done yonder forbidden path...so I was kinda half-expecting a might funny twist at the end...I kinda figured you were talking about little boy and girl animals ... you know... innocent...but hoping... :)

A cute write all the same!

Much love
Lena

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Kim,
I can almost see you writing this with a devilish grin on your face! I chuckled all the way through. Applause for a great write.

George

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
I want one! Whooopss!!!!!! That is every man's downfall. Beautiful write.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Kimmy,

Excellent way to start a day, with a bowl of cornflakes. (lol)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Beware of those little farm girls, indeed!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Hey! that was one little Circe that one!
Excellent.
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Cute Kimmy, got me smiling on such a gloomy night! Ahhhhhh, to turn back the clock of time and be young again! Enjoyed!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Interesting play on words just exception!

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Oh yes I do remember those cornfields
To many things could happen there
I would run through when I was young
And saw many things!!
Outstanding flow and humorous write!!
Love And Peace to you always...Morning Star

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Ah, this is too cute! Loved this humorous and very clever poetic tale my friend! Outstanding write...still smiling! You amaze me! Can't wait to read this one to my husband!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
I love this one Kimmy it has almost an Acadian song cadence to it and yes I can almost hear her charming little giggles in the fields.

fEe

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Such a good write. very cute. Lady J

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
I'm not sure how to interpret this one Kimmy; just what were you doing rowing a little boat in a field naked ya'll. :)

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
I remember those cornfields, too. Lots of things could happen there, and probably did! You've written a saucy piece and characterized an even saucier little flirt.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
most wonderful offering..from one farmgirl to anotha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
The Title alone could untangle a traffic jam Kimmy friend.

That little wench ... toying with the second shakra of lustful young lads. I think I would have laid low and feigned apathy and then when she got frustrated with my lack of interest I would have pounced suddenly upon her bones with unrelenting hunger. Yeah Baby!

"Oh! the naturalness of . . . Sin!" This was a terrible battle for me in my twenties. Fantabulous and evocative write Kimmy! You rock the Casbah conga gurl!

Richard


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