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21 Cookies
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Bad Bad girl

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I had twenty one
Cookies today, I did
I shouldn't be tellin'
I should be hid
Away in shame
And not confess
That twenty one cookies
Went inside my chest
Then down to my belly
Probably turned to lard
Tomorrow I'll have to
Jog real hard


*I am blaming it on stress*

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 Reviews of "21 Cookies"
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
OH my, I done that with fat whole milk, to dip them into!
Ofcourse chocolate chip!
Don't feel bad, you enjoyed them right! and they made you smile!
Now! you're right go and jog awhile~
Warm hugs, Warrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox

Stay Positive! and do deep breathing for STRess and Visualization, my yoga helps me to focus!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2007
Very cute writing sweet lady...Hugsssssss
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 17, 2007
Well Lynn, you've confessed. That takes courage (LOL). Thanks for sharing the humor. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 17, 2007
Who cares what you blame it on, as long as they were good going down. Now, if they were oatmeal raisen, all is forgiven.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 16, 2007
Oh, but I bet those twenty one cookies tasted soooooooo good!

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 16, 2007
So your the cookie monster?
Hope you had some milk or coffee with them..
Your only human hon.
Love U cuzz
Ron
I also agree with Ed...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 16, 2007
You deserve those cookies for all the humor you've put in the world...ed
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 16, 2007
hey,, why not make it an even 2 dozen,,whats 3 more,,,lol
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on October 16, 2007
Twenty-one is quite a few;
I have to agree--shame on you.

Very cute and entertaining.

Connie
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