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Is my face getting smaller
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Losing weight...

I try to eat less And exercise more Don't buy chips Lock the fridge door Not sure what is happening But something looks queer My face is getting smaller But not my rear ��

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Reviews of "Is my face getting smaller"

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 20, 2008

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Great laugh thanks, Ed

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on January 16, 2008

The face is always first
the butt is always last
You lo0k go0d anyhow you lo0k..
Love ya much
Ron

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