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Man vs Woman...?
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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I've been challenged recently by a MAN who seems to believe a WOMAN is not up to his snuff...

"You're not up to my snuff"
He snorted and grunted
"I am, too," I blatted
The two of us equally affronted
Two steps we both took
Away from our sides
Then two more and two more
'Til no where in sight
And alone we tread on
Not worrying about whether
My snuff was up to his snuff
Or which one of us is better...

-moral-Who cares?

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Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
LOL.....Thanks for the *grin*

Dani

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Yes like Trixie says, "Cute Write" but maybe a little flatulent (only kidding). You are right Lynn, who cares? You got a lot of nerve. This is just one thrilling
eposide. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on May 1, 2003
Cute write..

Trixie Love :)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2003
Hi Lynn!
Little boy's brag about being like Hulk Hogan, the wrestler, or other hero's like Bat Man, so he must be a little boy.
Love the way you brought this across.
Bye for now cuzzzzzzzzz.........I have to go

Reviewed by J. Murphy
Reviewed on May 1, 2003
Nice. I don't agree with Elizabeth (lol) but you make a good point. J.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2003
If a man has to brag about being a man, he isn't. So there. [smiles] I don't want to know who this insecure creep is. Just bury him. ROFL...bravo. Cute poem.


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