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St. Nick, Am I Too Late?
by Frank Koerner → (All Poetry by Frank Koerner)
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A day late and $700 Billion short.....


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As I was going to St. Ives,

I met a man with seven wives;

Each wife had seven sacks,

Each sack had seven cats,

Each cat had seven kits;

Kits, cats, sacks, wives,

How many were there going to St.Ives?

 

 

 

 

As I was writing to St. Nick

On my PC, I was asked to pick

My choice amongst seven drives

Each drive had seven tracks,

Each track needed seven kits,

It’s kits and tracks and drives to pick,

Was that a memory trick, St. Nick?

 

 Copyright © 2008 by Frank Koerner  

 


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Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on December 27, 2008
LOLOL, so funny, love this


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