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I'd Rather Have A Tracker
by Joyce E Bowling → (All Poetry by Joyce E Bowling)
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After writing a blog about this event, I decided it would be a humerous poem, and when you get a hacker, you've got to laugh to keep from getting angry.


I’d Rather Have A Tracker…



I recently wrote a blog that you may have viewed.

But if you didn’t, I’ll give you a chance…

To read it through my verse…



Here is how the story did unfold…

Upon my computer I was hard at work.

When the strangest thing occurred…

My screen it froze!

Panic was my expression,

I called the hotline…

Help! I almost shouted…

It’s my computer it’s completely cold!



I described the events that had just happened,

One by one to this man whom I had never met…

I heard him say…

Ma’am I am sorry for your inconvenience…

Now don’t you worry and fret.

Inconvenience I interrupted…

And I’m not sure about this thing that’s called a fret,

You’ve got to fix it…I was shopping on ebay!



Now what has happened I finally asked?

I’m afraid you’ve been invaded these words he finally spoke,

Invaded I shouted…it was over the silence was broke.

By what I quickly questioned…



My friend you’ve had a hacker…

I heard him say.

My gosh, what’s that I simply replied…

You’re personal records is what they are after…

It was then and there…that very day…

That I decided I’d rather have a tracker.


 



Written By: Joyce Bowling

Copyright September 2006


 
 


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 Reviews of "I'd Rather Have A Tracker"
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on December 12, 2006
LOL, me too! This is cute, Joyce ... infuriating, but a cute write about the infuriation!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Hackers are thieves and pests. Victor

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
Trackers are much better than Hackers!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2006
If its AOHELL change the E-mail setting.
Freezes...CNTL. ALT. DEL.

Reviewed on September 28, 2006
You'll have to get firewall to protect yourself from hackers. This was so funny to read. I know I shouldn't laugh about this. You reminded me on how my hubby and I was when we first got on the computer.

My hubby used to wipe out my hard drive accidentally, and then sat there all night long putting everything back together for me so I won't know it; but during the night I woke up about 4:30 a.m. and there he was still working away trying frantically to fix everything.

Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!...the fun and the frustrations go hand-in-hand...

A well-expressed humorous piece that brought back so much fun memories for me!!!!! Thank you Joyce!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 28, 2006
I would rather have a tracker too, this was a great humorous poem, I enjoyed
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2006
I like the humor and I too would rather have a tracker. :)


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