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Put a Snob on a Hob and bake him into a Nerd
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His nose is
a pyramid from Egypt
and whenever I come near
Him,
he f***ing knits his brow.
Whats his problem?
Honestly,I don't know.
His mouth is made
from Mercedes car
and whenever he is with
His group,
he is loud like an old radio.
blaring not from very far.
He doesn't care
for others
and don't even give a shit about
how others feel.
He will not shut up.
He will not stop.
He is ready to kill anyone for,
someone to tell him;'Sir you are great!'
'Sir you are the best!'
Put this Snob on a Hob and bake him into a Nerd.
Atleast, Nerds don't look at me like that.
They don't ever treat me like that.
Go Snob
Get a job,
before I put you on a bloody Hob.





Copyright 2006 Roshan Tulachan


 

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 Reviews of "Put a Snob on a Hob and bake him into a Nerd"
Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
A snob without a job doesn't have any stock, so don't worry about his ownership. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
A real rant..

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
The title is delightful and your thoughts thread together a biting indictment against those from the clan of Nutch.

Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
You'll find them everywhere, superior idiots really, they actually have inferiority complex and have lost all their common sense. The pity is that they always find others who adulaate them. Victor

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
Sounds like he deserves it, Roshan. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
Put this Snob on a Hob and bake him into a Nerd.

Loved your title, and your poem!


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