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Pousse'-cafe'
by H J Cruz → (All Poetry by H J Cruz)
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Brace yourself

 

POUSSE’-CAFÉ
 
The week now done,
On a beer stool I drool,
For Venus vehemence,
I salivate for salvation,
Sojourners limit; sweet temptation,
Eyes inhale souls, a vortex.
Boundless curves cry spandex.
Sanity, neigh; Carnivorous rapture,
Almond Tequila & pousse’-café.
Repunzal, let down your hair,
I wish to climb those mighty peaks,
Fertilize your credible gardens,
Burry my chin in Malta’s mounds,
Taste your salty seas,
Drain the marrow from yur spine
Till your eyelashes flutter,
Till you cry like a banshee,
Mona lika Lisa, squirm for a term.
C’mon prime the pump for youth’s eternal,
Let’s fill the void with primal essence
Till mitochondria fusses,
Till chemistry succumbs spontaneous combustion,
Till spasmodic contagions separate mind from matter.
The plethoric pinnacle; caveats crescendo, ya-da, ya-da
 
Hey Joe, You need a ride home dude?
Huh!
You just drank a fifth of tequila and big Betty said you’ve been undressing her with your eyes.
That’s big Betty.
All 350 lbs of her.
Oh Shit!

 

 


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 Reviews of "Pousse'-cafe'"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 15, 2009
"a fifth of tequila" LOL.

Man, do it with a lime,
Will turn a two into a nine every time.
Great write.

~W~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
I would not want to be in Joe's shoes (LOL). Thanks for the humor. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on July 11, 2008
LOL - What a hefty write and pict. you conjured up HJ!
MOre time to play!YOu sure have a fun way!
Great Poet you are by far....
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Lady Sheexooo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 24, 2008
Look but don't touch or you may be bounced out the door. Drink all the liquor you want, but please have a designated driver to get you home safely. Would hate to lose a good poet like you. Terrific write by the way.

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on June 23, 2008
So Little Booger likes to mountain climb! Ya gotta whach those Jello shots! After a few of those aint nobody lookin ugly! SC

Reviewed on June 23, 2008
Where did you find that picture LOL!! You are such a naughty boy Sir Honey Jam and you write such unique and explosive poetry with a twist of your own brand of humor. You should post your work more often.

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on June 20, 2008
LOL funny and sad that this has happened to many a gentleman~`*

Reviewed on June 18, 2008
Bravo Cruz. tbis is soooooooo lovely

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 10, 2008
Oh my,real cute indeed..have a wonderful and safe day..Hugss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 8, 2008
Love the write and the picture.

Fee

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on June 8, 2008
The Title alone is dinner! This is one of your better pieces..a pair of tits and I raise you two bits for a full house...get Big Betty to ante up, Cruz! I really liked this style...pour me another Tequila Sheila, where's Purple Passion Shee? She'll wolf one down with us...be well on your way, HJ...fire up your quill for some more of these twin peaks...

Sage

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on June 8, 2008
Ha ha that's what happens when you drink to much tequila
You know tequila my husbands calls it tekillyou
Sooooooo funny I guess you should just drank beer!
Excellent sensual thoughts write
Brilliant write still laughing
Peace Love and Hugessss....Morning star

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 7, 2008
What a witty way with words HJ!;-) This is a hoot..ET

Reviewed on June 7, 2008
LOL... I heard Big Betty knows how to throw down or was that called slammin? lol

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on June 7, 2008
In the barroom where dreams are made!!!!! Cute and humorous. The punch line caps the tale.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 7, 2008
If you had hold yourself only to ice cold Coors...but you needed to chase that tequila with a Bud???!!! you traitor...

Georg


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