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The Ruthie Wrap-around
by Jerry W. Engler → (All Poetry by Jerry W. Engler)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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A writer probably needs to have fun, or be silly from time to time. The best toys are the words of the English language. Since I am a golden oldies rock fan, maybe I can get my musician son to write music for The Ruthie Wrap-around so we can all dance it together at the first AD convention.

Russet-haired Ruthie
wore a wrap-around
that showed she
really was quite round,
rotund and robust,
if not unusually rapturous
in all the most regarded regions
of relative physical rotation.

But, Ruthie rated highly
with all the boys in town,
who remembered most repeatedly
the day her wrap-around
came unwound,
twas unsound,
that wrap-around
when Ruthie
respirated roundly.

I remember Ruthie
most routinely
when I'm messin' around,
with words naturally.


Copyright 2008, Jerry W. Engler 

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 Reviews of "The Ruthie Wrap-around"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 27, 2008
Cleverly composed, Jerry. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
The repetitive 'R's' give this an incredible beat. As I read this, my shoulders moved to the sway of the rhythm. Truly enjoyable.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on May 15, 2008
You wrapped me in fun, Jerry, bringing back poodle skirts and saddle shoes ... dating myself here, but O, I remember! LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on May 14, 2008
Ha! But was it really rated "G" when that wrap-around unwound?
Cryssa :~)

Reviewed by Kathy Kopp
Reviewed on May 13, 2008
Oh, how cute! Lots of round "R" sounds make this poem humorous and yet sonorous. Oh sure, I'm glad I wasn't there when Ruthie's Wrap-around came undone. Are we having an AD convention? Great idea, if it was on a small scale. If your son writes the music, I will do the dance!

Reviewed on May 13, 2008
You are having fun as usual, you have a great sense of humour Jerry.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on May 13, 2008
lol. Poor Ruthie. Love the humor. Liz

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 13, 2008
Rrrrrrrrreally quite beguiling that Rrrrrrrruthie ...
Smiles ...

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2008
Funny, I recently sent a message to the AD staff suggesting they consider a biennial (not biannual) convention ~ I like the light-hearted wit and creativity behind this piece.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 13, 2008
A writer definitely needs to have fun, and be silly from time to time. Even humor is vanishing from our world far too quickly these days.

So when can we expect a video of The Ruthie Wrap-Around on YouTube??!!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 12, 2008
Very creatively witty and yes, an AD convention would sure be interesting and I would even bet lots and lots of fun too....

Be always safe,
Karen


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