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Fun with Nursery Rhymes
by E T Waldron → (All Poetry by E T Waldron)
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I'm writing this while waiting,my
doctor said he'd phone me right
back with some important, info!
ho hum...I hate waiting;-)


~*~
if you touch my twiddle we
will dee-dum, cats fiddle will
start to hum,while cows give
you the moon,and you croon
a toon,puts us right in the
middle of a riddle,cause you
are the farmer in my dell
think you're swell, but you sing
hi ho the dairy oh, to let others
know you put a ring around
my rosie and stuck me with your
posie,now you want to change my
meter to play Peter pumpkin
eater,soon it will be lullaby time
and I'll have no more rhyme
so I'm getting ready to scram if
I can find one of Marys lambs
but you cry baa baa black sheep
playing with our wool, and you
say I can't leave  yet cause your
bags are still too full...sooooooo
if you touch my twiddle, we will
dee-dum... ;-) please laugh!lol;-)


etw-2oo7


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 Reviews of "Fun with Nursery Rhymes"
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 12, 2007
Ah!!!! I loved this! Made me smile, no made me laugh ;-) too cute! I loved the mix of characters and rhymes. Hope all went well with the news!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
cute, hope your news was good. Lady J

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Delightful offering...Missy!!

Love Tinky :)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 8, 2007
Fun, fun and more fun, a delightful one this one is and....ah...hum...
we are waiting too, you know?
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
pretty ingeneous-cute

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Oh my this is so cute....Hugssssssss

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Hey, this was awesome! Creative and well done.

Reviewed by Richard Orey
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
O, this is so much fun!

Now we all know how to fritter away the time in the waiting room.
One caveat, folks: If you're waiting for a psychiatrist, better keep your twiddles quiet and to yourself.

(By the way, have you ever seen a psychiatrist who didn't sport a moustache? Most lady shrinks excepted, of course.)

I want you all to know I spotted Ed Matlack's comment below. And he may be onto something.

How cute can you be, ET?

Richard

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
It brought tears to my eyes. LOL

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
And you say I should give up drugs...LOL ed

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
This is cute as can be...and gave me a good laugh.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
very cute ... hope the info was positive ...

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Cute, and needed today.

Love,
Bette

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Nice job...hope all is well on the health front.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Yumm, yumm, lamb chops and pumkin pie..
x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Stan Grimes (Reader)
Reviewed on May 7, 2007
Quite clever...I'm still smiling. Loved it.


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