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Tiger Lily's Tirade
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You dang fool pee wee Noah


Are you deaf dumb and blind


Can't you see I'm not your kind


Nor your brother's devil Ed


Or any other ED, all deadheads


I need me something that's alive


That  can do my tiger lily jive


I had to create  the nunnery


Just to be rid of all you fools


You should go back to school


I'm trying  hard to be nice


With you scow scrapping lice


But it seems you just can't see


Edna isn't Edna she's me the Lily


Salty Walt has invited me to St Croix


Now he's more my kinda big boy


So I.m going to  accept his invitation


And leave all you Ed's to your damnation


Once with Sir Walt the Salt I'll be free


To be the Tiger Lily I was meant to be


This is my final word all you rats from hell


The island is perfect for the Ed's of the devil


Tiger Lily


 


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 Reviews of "Tiger Lily's Tirade"
Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on September 8, 2007
I love it when you get into these scenarios...such fun ET...er...uh...I mean TL. You go girl...be yourself!
Love,
Taylor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
You are on fire lily you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
sounds likw Tiger Lily is in the house!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Glad ye finaly saw the light Lil....no needs ta fight...
We's a building a paradise here in Ole St. Croix. Cruise ship lines have already signed up to bring people to stop and enjoy the bordello, winery, nunnery, five star resturant, and bingo hall. them ed's can't have it all.
As for love slave, how can that be? when all the love here is free (except at the Bordello)....LOL
Salty Walt

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Very cute pen ,HUgsssss

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Now, now you Tiger Lily and Sir Salt Walt??? Now we will have to see what is going to happen next???? What will Captain Red Say if you take her love slave away??? Cute write, just love it and the neverending story too.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Tiger Lilly:
I wish you’d commit to one of the Eds
And quit playing with our heads.
But if it’s old Salty Walt is really what you wants
Better have a huge supply of Epsom salts.

Kathy

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
And the tale continues...enjoyed this my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
HO HO! I guess ya haven't read Epsom Salt Walt's Book yet; he's tryin to get out of his Male Pirate Bondage, and I guess he figures to make you his Assistant - scrubbin them poop decks, and cookin, and all. (It'll probably get him a few days off bringin in a new recruit!)



I never thought I'd say this, but ye might a been better off stayin with The Devil - The Jersey Devil, that is.



And the Epic Ed Battle starts tomorrow, so I guess I'll wipe you off that Ed Isle picture, too! And less than a week ago, I didn't know how I'd fit everybody in!



Good Luck! Bye Bye! Say Hi to Epsom Salt fer me, and Get yerself some good thick gloves, fer scrubbin them Poop Decks!!!

And I can't believe ya went through my Capri Villa millions, so darn fast! Must a been Jersey's huge grocery bills!


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