I bought a Ferret for a pet named him ironically "Forget" black-footed, body gray and white beady black eyes could give fright known to sniff out rabbits and such these critters have amazing touch they search out houses unbidden and find things that might be hidden my purpose was to put him in my brain so he could seek for hidden things I retain I couldn't believe all that he found It was enough to awe and astound: ~~~
Mainly I wanted what could make me a better poet I was excited because he said he was a great ferret
I made clear all I wanted when I first got this notion He assured me what he did would earn my devotion
The first thing he caught was a mouse called misery I told him to get rid of it and show me some mercy
He didn't hear well he bought me a parrot called pain He squealed at the kick I gave him and went back again
Forget, was quick to hunt and retrieve, but he must be dumb Next thing he nabbed were deaths that made me feel numb
I brought things to a halt because the project wasn't working Once again I explained to Forget ,I wanted help with my writing
I had all these great things planned for when I learned imagery I was on fire to write my poetry with metaphoric mastery
I finally gave him one more try, told him he'd better do it right He brought me a wolf called worry, I told him "Get out of my sight"
He answered: "Dear lady, all these things in life are woven together with all the good events that happen to make what you write better"
He continued: " If your patient you'll see me ferret out the good stuff and when I'm all through surely for your poems you'll have enough."
I took a deep breath then humbly said" Dear Forget, I'm sorry that I forgot what it takes to write a good read, and with regret I apologize"
So I sent my ferret of wisdom back to the secret places of my mind,and hopefully the poems I write will readily show what he did find.
A Ferrett? Oh good grief, well if the job was done, and no casualties occured then all I can say is BRAVA...I take it he was a desexed one, or the pungent odour would of thrown you right of track LOL,
Ah this was way kewl Queen, loved it.
Ronald that was not NICE! ROFLMBO
Here we had on afternoon TV Show some years back, a competition called, Frock a Ferrett. The best outfit one a prize. It was totally MAD.
Hope to get to and read some more, Im way behind.Hugsxxx Ch'erie
LOL occasionally my muse and my mind
wonder around and sometimes they just leave
And I gorget, I need a Ferret
Lol this is brilliant!!!
Peace Love and hugssss....Morning Star
lol. This is cute. That darn ferret, just what was he thinking? Delightful write and your poetry shows to what length you will go because they are well written. You imagination is great too. Liz
Eileen, this is absolutely full of great humor and great images. I loved the imagination it caused me to have as I read each line. Your imagination is fantastic & you sure don't need any help with your writings...they're always great!
Perhaps so, but this was sure an enlightening tale. All that we encounter and must resolve make us who we are, always with room for imporvemet though.....
You explore so well the depths poets will go through to improve their poetic skills. If you need help with your poetry alas I am lost for there are none better than your self.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2008
LOL, here we have a game, to see which bloke can keep one up his trouser leg the longest...Once they bite they nee let go until their teeth meet...
I just saw the movie "The golden compass" last night, whereas, each human has its soul portrayed by an animal...and this poem reminded me of the animals in that movie...
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Ah this was way kewl Queen, loved it.
Ronald that was not NICE! ROFLMBO
Here we had on afternoon TV Show some years back, a competition called, Frock a Ferrett. The best outfit one a prize. It was totally MAD.
Hope to get to and read some more, Im way behind.Hugsxxx Ch'erie
Ron
Love,
Becca~
wonder around and sometimes they just leave
And I gorget, I need a Ferret
Lol this is brilliant!!!
Peace Love and hugssss....Morning Star
stan
Love, Christine
Be always safe,
Karen
God bless you.
Kathy
with love,
Ron
Walt
Cryssa :~)
I needed to see this; what a funny write! Very well penned, Eileen; brava!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Hmmmm..."Forget" is an applicable name for a muse :o)
Micke
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.