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food for thought-haiku -575- senryu
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thought my condition needed a few laughs

 

the little bug cried
when i took its eats away
no more finger food

what an evil woman
one bug said to another
what will we eat now

one bug yelled out loud
lets go eat her forefinger
the others snickered

the woman mused sadly
ah the vagaries of life
reduced to bug food

etw

 

 

 

 

 



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 Reviews of "food for thought-haiku -575- senryu"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 26, 2009
no more finger food......

This is simply gout-ilicious. Funny too. Be well Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
you have done well to find some humor!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Eileen. Love and blessings,

Regis

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
Humor does help keep your spirits up, Eileen...well done.

Carole~

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
I love the way you've followed your first "gout poem". You bring it home with gentle humor and "grace under pressure".

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
Humor still is, the Best Medicine.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
Gotta have a sense of humor in this humorless world. Get better our prayers are with you.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2009
Take some of Napa Valle's elixir and be happy, that's better than pain killers! (and taste sooooooooo goooooooooood!)

Georg


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
You are an incredible lady in that you find humor even when situations are difficult...something that I like and admire, Eileen.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
laughter is excellent medicine! The first one is my fav!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Great laughs.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
keep laughing, be happy it's not the bed bugs bitting ;)

Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Eileen, I like the metaphorical picture, nothing is eating your humour, hang on to that, and hang in, miracles happen every day, I put my hand into the fire for that, bless you and hugs!
Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Laughter a medicine that always kicks in, Eileen; love the 'finger food' pun - just great! Be well very soon.

John

Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
This is great Eileen. It made me laugh.

With Love,
Cindy

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Haha!! Gotta love it / When you feel like crying LAUGH . . .

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Yeah, know the feeling, having had malignant breast tissue and an immune-system that has been aggressive towards my very self. At least you can turn your thoughts to zapping your intruding and parasitic "bugs"; it seems like a form of gross betrayal when it's one's own body that seems hell-bent on destroying itself! And you are a good Doctor, Eileen, who knows that humour is a very necessary and important part of beating back the bombardment, so keep that belly-laugh bug-spray handy and starve out the critters, showing them no mercy. ROUT THE GOUT! Praying against the pain... I have heard it said that positively engaging "the enemy" by visualising a battle with it is a good way to overcome as well as to feel empowered. Being such a warrior, on your own as well as others' behalfs, I imagine you know all the "tricks" in the book! Keep your guard up, and tell these infestors their days are numbered... xx

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
I hate to see you feeling bad, Eileen, but I'm glad
you can laugh at it. I'm thinking happy thoughts for you.

-gene.

Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Humor, despite the pain - there ya go, Eileen! Hope you feel better soon!

((((lots of gentle hugs)))) and much love and prayer, Karla. =]

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Very cute ET, loved this haiku...
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on September 24, 2009
Good to know you can still laugh in spite of gouty fingers. Poor baby; hope you feel better soon! You remain in my prayers! Cute write; well done, ET!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on September 24, 2009
At least your good for something :)
They tell me I'm not even good enough for bug food LOL
Although I have been called a real sh*t
So I guess I should plant a garden :)
Have a wonderful day
The Buzzard


Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on September 24, 2009
:~) At least you can laugh about it, right?
Cryssa


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