I have watched a lot
of football, in my life
and have dreamed of playing
some day

I saw the football
on T.V. last night
penalty Kicks
all the way

After the game
I went to bed
and dreams of football
ran through my head

I was picked to Kick!!,
so I kicked that ball
as hard as I could,
and it flew like a jet

I really kicked HARD
it was a ball on fire
that burnt it's way
through the back of the net

In the morning felt like shit
The gas-fire, 'I did Kick!'
my big toe was now split
F*** football, I quit