Oh! look at them, ' they look cool',
thin and slim stood by the pool.
That other guy, jumping on the diving board,
he looks stupid, like a friggin fool.
Who is to judge, what and why?
If they did this, why did they cry?
Not me!, I am a nobody,
maybe you?, are you somebody?
If your the kind that are able to judge,
when you score me low, I'll hold no grudge.
But when you score someone very high,
I will being coming back to ask you why!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.