It was very early in the morning
I saw her toe stick out,
I should have took this as a warning
but I wacked it, and she shout!
My 'dear', "what was that for" ?
I must have still been dreaming,
I saw a mouse run across the floor.
Now she was mad, steaming.
She jumped up and made me breakfast,
coffee with salt, and burnt toast.
I guess this meal means I have unsurpassed,
and I shouldn't really boast.
As the evening came by, I was a new man.
Treated myself and bought a brand new hat,
as I sat on the sofa, she smashed me with a pan,
"why" my dear?, she said she thought she saw a rat?
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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