I saw a beautiful lady today,
fresh as strawberry dew.
Walked right by me, smelled of a bouquet
didn't know what to do?
I was lost in the aroma of love,
for a second I was glad, sort of.
Thought wouldn't it be nice to be with her,
she was wonderful, thought I heard her purr.
Every mans dream can be his wish,
licking his lips looking at the dish.
As I watch her, dreaming of wonderful lady's,
she smiled and drove off in her Mercedes.
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Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
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