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No T.V. ?
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No T.V. ?

I think T.V. is to blame
for everyone's fame
if there were no T.V.
were would we be?

We would be in the Dark
Underwater with a shark
looking at four walls
waiting for phone calls

I threw my T.V. out, years ago
It's much better this I know
I see and feel much more
and I go out and explore

Off the sofa, No potatoes
on your waste-line it will show
Throw the T.V. out, get up!
go for a walk buy a Pup

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