In Canada it's a Can,
in England it's a Loo.
To the toilet I ran,
what it's called in Peru.
Baņo, Cuarto de baņo, Servicio,
say that when you are in a Hurry'O,
And then you have to ask for Paper?
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F