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I called my Dog, " Puddles" Because she pee'ed a lot as a puppy I call my Cat, "Wizzer" Also cause he pee'ed a lot as a kitten I now have a young boy called " Wee Willy" Guess why?, cause he also pee'ed a lot as a baby Now I have bought a horse that craps all day long What do you think I've named him ? Crapper ? Shitter? No..... I call him Apples.��

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Reviewed by Jacqueline Marshall (Reader)

Reviewed on June 9, 2007

Thanks for the laugh. Apples is much better than the "pooper" or "dumper" that went through my mind.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on January 4, 2007

really cute-love the humor, love the names!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 4, 2007

I love your names! We have a cat I named Stinky, and my wife changed it to Flower!!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on January 4, 2007

Hahaha!!!!! That took me by surprise!!!!! For a moment I thought you were going to call him "Crappy". LOL!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on January 4, 2007

Ha, ha, made me laugh this morning...needed a good laugh this early in the morning...loved it..oh by the way our pets have had some strange names too! We have a cat whose name is boobs....don't ask how she got that name, it's been too long ago to remember!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

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