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Not the Sharpest Crayon in the Box
by George E Thompson → (All Poetry by George E Thompson)
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I'm NOT a Republican. I'm NOT a Democrat. I'm an American first and foremost..... I'll vote IF I want to FOR the person I think can do the job better!!

Let us not be fooled by the crayon box
And the contents thereof.
We can make a very good comparison
Of crayons to people running the nation.
See, we always pass by all the rounded tips
And head straight for ones that are already clipped.
Cheney is purple and the tip is rounded
That’s because citizens have hounded
Him so much.  George W. has lost his glow
And in 2008 he’ll have nowhere to go
‘cept back home with Laura;
I pity her ‘cause she deals with his aura
And he badly needs to go through detox.
That just proves he’s not the sharpest crayon in the box!
 
Wave bye-bye to us GW
‘cause we’re tired how YOU rub us
The wrong way;
There’s really no more to say
‘cept
            BYE!!!

 
© 2007 George E Thompson

 
 


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 Reviews of "Not the Sharpest Crayon in the Box"
Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on June 16, 2007
My my my Bro. George--this is the most outstanding way of saying "so easy a child could describe it" using crayons in the box. Guess they'll be lots of left over pieces at the bottom of the box in '08 with the paper peeled off, while we try to scrap the yellow out from under our nails. And oh my goodness, pity the students of government who choose to eat their crayons!

May your Father's/Father Figures Day be amazing!
blessin's
cynth'ya

Reviewed on June 16, 2007
Don't matter if they're Repubs or Dems, they're ALL crooks. Wish we could vote for Garfield, the cat: at least, we'd all have lasagna in our bellies!!!!!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
A creative and clever way of analyzing and sizing up the situation...enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
Excellent pen,Hugsss

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
Do not think it matters anymore who the President is. The fumbling, grumbling corrupt money machine called Washington will run itself even if there were no president......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
I said the same thing about Bill Clinton. Hope to hell we are not EVER subject to another Pres. Clinton. Nice write George.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
GT,
You got that right!

Walt

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
And if we know him (GWB) well enough, as he goes back in 08' he'll take the crayons with him. Good pen.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
Excellent poem on letting your voice be heard!

ET

Reviewed by Barbara Mercer
Reviewed on June 15, 2007
Excellent George, Bravo! Waves of love }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Barbara


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