George watches me like a hawk
And hollers at me a lot of the time
I try to do my very best to please him;
Let me do something wrong and he squawks. 

Like yesterday I was playing with my mouse
And it went under the bookcase
So he dug it out for me with a ruler I bit
I thought he was going to chase me all over the house. 

He watches me when I pee and poop
I don’t have privacy as a cat my age
Should have for herself
If I meow too loud he may put me in a coop.

Most times he’s really good to me
And lets me have my way
As if I own the house.
And I do sorta feel free. 

I sleep almost all day long
While he works on his computer
Doing who knows what.
At night he pets me and I purr a song

That tells him right before he goes to sleep
That I love him and what he gives me
To make me happy and feel fancy free
I guess he’s a master that I’ll keep. 

Mandi © 2007