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A Sparkie's Night Out.
by Patrick Talty → (All Poetry by Patrick Talty)
  
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A vivacious electrician called Speight
Went boozing one night with a mate;
When much later he stumbled
Into bed, his wife mumbled,
"Darling, wire you insulate?"

(c)2002 Patrick Talty


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 Reviews of "A Sparkie's Night Out."
Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Electrifying write : )great work

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
Ha! em.. to which he replied..... ? hehe.. this has naughty charm.. you silly, you! (grin). katy.

Reviewed on November 16, 2002
good write, patrick!

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2002
lol! very clever...I do love a good limerick.....Thanks for the grin....Dani


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