I'm in love with the Geico Caveman
for this I make no apology
that big and sexy brute of a dude
has stolen my poor heart
and discovered the fire in me
look at that noble brow
look at that masculine chin
those deep, intelligent eyes
those volumious lips I wanna kiss
again and again
his hair grows thick and fuzzy
on every inch of his skin so tan
and that luxurious beard
on his rugged, manly face
tickles when he kisses my.... hand
with his tough, bad-boy expression
and angry indignant pout
uh yeah Baby, you're my kinda man
even if the whole wide world wonders
what I could be thinkin about
so come and get your love big boy
you can kiss, bite or chew me
cause Baby, I'm so easy
even a caveman can do me
Oh, i love this. So funny! Well written as well. I can hear the shrinks haggling now, " hmmmm...Must be a displaced father figure driven by media agents and the hypnotic unavailability of a man from the past. Even a shink can do it..." doh! Big smile Rouge...
yours,
simon
What an enjoyable and compelling write, Belle! I got such a kick out of reading this -- makes me wonder what he really looks like under the carefully designed facade! Well done and a pleasure to read your delightful humor.
Love,
CJ
I always knew my rugged Caveman look would be 'in' one day. I think the guy in the commercial is my cousin!
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
What a delightfully funny piece of work..sure is different from your other pieces..didn't know you had such a fab sense of humour..yup never a dull moment with Belle..YAY!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
What a relief to know, I am not the only one who thinks he is hot!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
we should form a club lol
love thissssssssssssssss
pax A
Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Laughing like crazy here, the poem was good up to the last lines, then it got even better~! What fun this was.
debra
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Wonderful! Just soooo happy to see you back!!!!
LaBelle, you are a love! Thanks for making my day with this fun write! BRAVA!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Am saving this one to read again; it's a classic! LOL
Carole
yours,
simon
I knew when I saw the name of this, I had to read! Hilarious!
Lisa
Love,
CJ
Vesna:)
Welcome back to AD, dear La Belle! You have been sorely missed!
Peace unto you, Poetess,
Carolyn
Wonder what the cave woman looks
like..
Thanks for stopping by...
Excellent piece...LaBelle
Love & Peace
William
Rusty
Peace. Joyce
I hope his girlfriend the psychologist don't get angry. Words out that she's got the hots for him too. (lol)
What a relief to know, I am not the only one who thinks he is hot!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
we should form a club lol
love thissssssssssssssss
pax A
debra