Dear Ole Mr. Fee Takes Good Care Of We

At Mr. Fee's Bath And Shower
By La Belle Rouge


Oh Mr. Fee, Mr. Fee....
it’s Southern Comfort and me
here to take advantage of our free
luxury bath and beauty time
at ole house sixty nine

We’re here at last
couldn’t get here too fast
Oh that noise outside? I must confide
Dear Cousin Rose seems to have met
with an accident, the pavement was wet
and when the medics get here
have no fear, she’ll be on her way
to the hospital for the day!

And that leaves......
just us ladies you see
and Dear Ole Mr. Fee
to amuse our sinful selves royally
Bring out the godivas and pink champagne
Poor ole Mr. Fee will never be the same
let’s get the party started
with licentious baths full of bubbles
Mr. Fee will wash our hair
and help us forget about all our troubles

Our clothes hang at the door
Mr. Fee is on the floor
Yes we all want pedicures
I’m sure his intentions are pure
Just look at how he uses those hands
What a saint of a man
making life so sweet and better
for all us ladies of letter

And with a kindly smile he inquires
“Who wants a massage that inspires
out of your head poetry so hot
from every pore you got”
Oh Dear Mr. Fee, you take such
kind and good care of We

Poor Lacey Annie is still in shock
from that E-Harmony rejection she got
so give her a little extra attention
and Mr Fee, did I forget to mention
she brought some extra panties too
for gentlemen visitors and you!

Comfort will be a clown
causing laughter all around
we can have a wet tshirt contest
but wait, we have no tshirts
what a big scandalous mess
but we could all get in the sauna
that is, Mr. Fee, if you wanna

Those agonizing screams outside??
Oh don’t worry bout poor Rose
She aint havin such a bad day
as bad days goes
and she’d only be upset to see
you working so hard
So Mr. Fee, just leave her
out in the yard




9/17/2007 La Belle Rouge

Music "Man I Feel Like A Woman"