Fi Fi got bored so she thought she’d try
to chat on the messenger with old BF Guy
She gave him a “Hello” and a little *wink
“I need some serious fun Guy, whata you think?
SO BORED,” she typed in CAPS on the screen
“It’s boring enough to make a curly girl scream”
Guy chatted back and said “ I Know what,
we’ll pretend to be Super Stud and Cyber Slut”
“Oh Guy” Fi Fi replied to him with a big yawn
“All my juvenile inclinations are really gone
I contacted you cause my new squeeze is busy
we do it online so much it makes me dizzy!
Can’t you think of something unique and new
that won’t make me sorry I contacted you?”
“Ok Fi Fi I know just the thing to turn you on
Lets look on the Petco page at rawhide bones”
“Now you’re talking,” Fi Fi said but instead
here comes my mommy, it’s time now for bed
Au revior Super Stud talk at you another day
meantime find some online games we can play”
What a creative laugh! There are only so many ways that you can say online, let's f**k! On top of that, there is absolutely no way that it can be done over the Internet. It's certainly less boring in person. Even FiFi knows that.
Ron
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2011
La Belle, Cute, so very, very cute.
Always,
Deborah
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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Ron
Always,
Deborah
Regis
Funny and ever so clever..
and FiFi's abilities didn't just come down
in the last shower - inherited methinks.
A delightful piece.
John
Blessings,
Christine
fee
Love
Tony
(((HUGS)) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. ;D
Really enjoyed..I have a malteser..she's just as cute..her name is Tia
Blessings Belle,
Vesna :)))