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Don't Hate Me... A CHALLENGE
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LOOSEN UP!!


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Sometimes we all get in a poetry rut
we need a few laughs we need to strut
create a character not at all who you are
and see if your poem by them can go far!!




Don't Hate Me
By Salley Sue


just because I got a crook in my nose
a gap in my teeth and a hole in my hose

a slow annoying drawl and a bit of a lisp
and a bad attitude that keeps you pissed

I mite have big freckles all over my body
but I’m still a bonified playgirl hottie

just because I got stringy, greasy hair
one blue and one green eye to compare

both crossed like they’s saying howdy
when I get jacked up I’m a little rowdy

cause I’m a double D and I never wear a bra
and I expect to be treated like a movie star

all the men turn and watch me walk by
my big booty swangin and a saying “Hi”

you can only wish you was as purdy as me
all the fabalous I am you wish you could be


DON’T HATE ME CAUSE I’M BEAUTYFULL






4/13/2013 Salley Sue alias La Belle Rouge     

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 Reviews of "Don't Hate Me... A CHALLENGE"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 5, 2013
Ah Hah....
I always knew that beautiful picture of you on your site was a stock photo.
Love

Reviewed by Dark Knight
Reviewed on May 3, 2013
double d...give me time I am thinking here....LOL

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
Fabulous and unforgettable!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
~Lady La Belle~
Howdy! Salley Sue...pleased as punch ta meet yah!
Hilariously rowdy !!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
very cute i had to smile
budd

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
no one can hate Sally Sue
she's a true cutie

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Well holy cow I been a-thinkin
You're the reason a quit mah drinkin.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
What a Hoot an Annie!
Salley Sue!!
Nice to meet You..

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Hey Sallie, I'll have whatever you're drinking...
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
And boobyfull too! I love it when you get down and dirty. Remind me of my aunt Gertie. But you're not like that. You're more like that girl in Little Abner, Daisy Mae with red harr and freckles like Doris Day––Woopie!

Ron

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Great Idea...loved it, Belle!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Oh yeah! Thanks you for introducing me to a belle, Belle. Love and best wishes,

Regis


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