hit's almoz hear, gud ole valuntynes dae
an I'm so xcited don't no whut ta sae
my ole man's been a makin somthun
out in tha shop, I bet hit's so purdy
hit'll make my jaw drop
hit aint gone be no roses or kande nor sech
maybe hit'll be a toy fer Ole Red ta fech
I do njoy a playin fech with Ole Red,
me an him's tha same color on our hed
las yeer I got a carved statre a Stonwall Jacksun
his'n arm wuz gone and he had an erecshun
I wated for hours fer tha thang ta go down
then I finully called ta onliest dr. in town
he saed “Salley Sue, is you crazy? That thar woody
aint a goin down.... no if's but's nor maybe's
you can wate for hours or forty for,
it'll still be a stickin out and that's for shor
oh well no ned fer me ta ges. Whatever I gets
hit'll make the goat cluck an on that I bets
anywy hope you has a bodacus gud un too
hapy valuntynes frum tha hilz an Salley Sue
an remember..... don't botha tha Dr. sum woodys aint neva goin down. Sumtims hit's hard ta be a woman but jes stan by yo man anyways
I heared that's a side effect from the telly vision. Down, Rover! Would that be wood or brass? I heared that them brass ones be the toughest.
When we written all the sappy Valentine poems we can think of, it's refreshing once in a while just to drop a funny down on paper to see how it floats. This one floats like a boat… Love it!
Christmas - only days away; plastic snowmen and glowing reindeer adorn the lawns of neighborhoods all across America. All is calm, all is bright, and yet there is something tragically wrong about this Christmas night.
With swift passage thr
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When we written all the sappy Valentine poems we can think of, it's refreshing once in a while just to drop a funny down on paper to see how it floats. This one floats like a boat… Love it!
Ron
Dan
Love ya!
Jane