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Here Lies The Body of Karla Dorman (Nikki's Challenge)
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Here lies the body of
~~KARLA DORMAN~~
Poet Extraordinaire.
~.~
When she was good,
She was very, very good.
And when she was bad,
She was still read.
~.~
(That's all she hoped for,
to leave her mark on the world.)
~.~
Waddaya you mean, the body's missing???
Here's a note.
It says, 'QUOTE:


Too bad I'm not home.
I am still waiting to be published,
I will not die
until I am.

Unquote.'

Ne-VER-mind!!!!
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
(C) Copy written, 5 October, 2004, by Karla Dorman

Mwa-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!


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 Reviews of "Here Lies The Body of Karla Dorman (Nikki's Challenge)"
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
This is great as always
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on October 7, 2004
I know you will become published one day soon!
Take care my friend!
Becca

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Just when I thought, I might have figured you out, a curveball! Brought a smile after a rough day. Thanks! Jesse Jackson once said, "never forget your dreams. We must live in reality, but never forget your dreams." With hope, your dreams (being published) will come true.

Dave

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
hahahaha this is cute love the pic BigSmiles
promise it isn't me

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
ROFL.... This is so funny, Karla. Never lose sight of that book publishing dream. If it can happen to me, twice, it can happen to anyone and without dreams, none of us would have a reason to exist. Take care.
(((((((((((HUGS))))))))
Jill

Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Ha Ha..I loved this Karla, excellent!!!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Hehehehehe...Never give Up even if you have to run without you....hmmmmm......never mind!!
re you playing Hide and seek with the Ghostman?????
Oh Kar;a I always knew you must have a wicked side even tho your picture try to tel a different story...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Ghostly nudity, somehow I thought that would be you...;) Ed

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
I'm glad you were my friend....
x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
lol, if you are waiting to get published to "kick the bucket" then I hope you never get published. The world as a whole as well as my small corner of it would not be the same w.out you in it!

Reviewed on October 5, 2004
ROFL, This was excellant

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Who is the streaker in the graveyard Karla....
Shades of Edgar Allan Poe..Lol
Peter

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Thanks for the laugh!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Aren't you cold.......you brazen thang! lolol

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
hysterical laughter! Love it

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Now this is creative! Way to go ooops I mean not go;-)!!! Love you dancing among the stones hahaha Karla you rock!Challenge surpassed!

Still being read she ain't dead!..;-)!

Reviewed by Vincent Martin (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Hahahaha...Karla, where would be be without your brightness to shine upon the dim recesses of our souls; a brighness that reminds us to smile? Great peom! ~DarkBard~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
And when she was bad,

If that picture is any indication of how bad you can be - you are bad!

But this challenge entry is very very good!

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Ok Karla! Whos the nekid guy?? lol Well done my friend!

Jack

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
The picture rocks! The poem matches.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Karla, is that you dancing butt naked around your stone?? Lady you are a trip.

Reviewed on October 5, 2004
(((Karla)))

Oh, dear! A missing body! Whatever shall we do??? Shades of Kate in your epitaph; a very interesting and humorous write! Well done; BRAVA! Love both the poem and picture!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D


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