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Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

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kitty lets the good times roll
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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kitty s not feelin all that swift today
mebbe kitty s tummy will not betray
fell slap off the wagon kitty got drunk
kitty got as drunk as a dang ole skunk
what s kitty doin in jail what a night
kitty can t recall musta been a sight
kitty s hungover it s hangin around
will somebody *please* stop movin the ground
gross kitty s mouth tastes nasty it s so dry
kitty s brain feels like it has been deep fried
kitty don t like it here get kitty ouuut
that s the last time kitty will gadabout
what a dandy our kitty must have been
why can t kitty remember what happened
-----------------------------------------------------------
*THIS IS FICTIONAL*

this did NOT happen to me! but i have
gotten so drunk i forgot what had hap-
pened the night before...somehow, by
the Grace of God, i got home without
getting stopped, wrecking the car, or
killing myself or others.

my last real "good" drunk (and it was
NOT good) was 20 years ago. i can
still remember how sick i was...stop
the world, i wanna get offffff...

even though i went to billy bob's (the
world's largest honky tonk, in fort
worth, texas) last night, all i had to
drink was two diet cokes. no ice.

i don't need to drink to have fun...i
can get crazy without it! :)


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 Reviews of "kitty lets the good times roll "
Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2003
Love it this is so funny the way you expressed yourself in the poem

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2003
Like what Connie said...
And I sure do like the adventures kitty has--pure 'd' refreshing fun...

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2003
Whoa there, kitty! Hanging onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth! I hope kitty will remember this next time she's purring for a drink. :)

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Karla, you are right, you don't need a drink to have fun. I found it out the hard way. Haven't drink for 20 years, but before that from the time I was 12 till I was 50, I was a fall down drunk. I used to drink a case of beer a day. Wow I don't miss those days at all. Good topic to write about. Bill HHhHuuuuuuggggggssss !!

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Kitty needed a "hair of the dawg" this morning to offset the Kitty Kat Klubbing from the night before. I so look forward to kitty's adventures.

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Here Kitty.......kitty oohhhh what a darling poem

Reviewed on March 9, 2003
This was great..just love it, poor ol kitty needs a shot of the dog that bit him...

Reindeer

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
You have a wild Kitty on your hands glad your not drinking too;-)...fun write Karla!

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Fun piece of poetry;)

Reviewed by Oisín Breen (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
aww

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
kitty was bad bad kittyLOL not kitty poor poor kittyLOL this series is always so awesome great job on this one

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Sounds drunk to me.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
it has happened to the best of us
good one

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Bless kitty.

~E

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on March 9, 2003
Well done Karla! lol
Jack

Reviewed on March 9, 2003
this was really funny; but poor kitty really must have tied one on to land in the clink! funny write; and glad you no longer drink! good for you! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) :) i didn't drink either at bbt last night; was drunk on loretta's music! :)


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