really hate that time of the month
right before THAT time of the month
don't take nothin' to set me off
my mood enters a big ole trough

worse than an amusement park ride
when IT hits y'all had better hide
stress levels reach level red zone
GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE

one minute, i'm happy and fine
the next BAM it don't take no time
i'm madder than a rattlesnake
ready to throw READY TO BREAK

head hurts so bad--have a migraine
in addition to menstrual pain
mood swings THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME
git outta here JUST LET ME BE

know my pressure's through the roof
i'm gonna growl i'm gonna woof
claw yer eyes out HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS like a cat
y'all don't wanna SEE me like that

am i evil am i POSSESSED
i just can't deal with all this STRESS
open the window IT'S HOT in herre
git out the way if you see tears

hair standin' out all o'er my head
I'M GONE KILL SOMEONE 'TIL THEY DEAD
y'all just don't wanna face my wrath
don't y'all git on this witch's path

rip yer eyeballs out stupid jerk
no I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK
can't y'all git those kids settled down
AND GIT YER HANDS OFF MY NIGHTGOWN

it's yer fault--YOU DID THIS TO ME
MEN THE CAUSE OF MY AGONY
just shut your mouth 'CAUSE I SAID SO
or out the door you gonna go

not the nice girl y'all think you know
'CAUSE THIS VOLCANO'S GONNA BLOW
color me red 'cause i am maaaaaad
git in my way i'll hurt you baaaaaad

AM I ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND
why don't this happen to man kind
hot flashes drivin' me crazy
AND HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M LAZY

no, i'm not who y'all thought i was
PMS sucks it REALLY does
really hate that time of the month
RIGHT BEFORE *THAT* TIME OF THE MONTH

(C) karla dorman, 2003/revised 2003

then we got menopause to look forward to!
OH, JOY!!!!!!!