AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Scott Zachary, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iNeenah Davis-Wilson, iPaul Lonardo, iPamela Wiedenbeck, iFERIAL Haque, i RickthePoetWarrior, iLisa Loucks Christenson, iRochelle Brandon, iShannon MacLeod, i

  Home > Poetry > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

jude forese

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Blog
· 939 Titles
· 34,550 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Dec, 2001

jude forese, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!



Knit a Typo Sweater
by jude forese → (All Poetry by jude forese)
   Not rated by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  

Great Justifier
Avalanching thoughts

Pass the medication
Praise the almighty
Drink a bottle of wine

Great Vindicator
See the sun settling
Upon a world of pain

Watch kangaroos box
And beat each other’s brains

Great Exaggerator
Force yourself upon the crowd

Stand on any soapbox
Cuss the clouds
Storming inside your head

Great Manipulator
Unbalance the scales of fairness

Sway the audience
Bribe the jury
Break the laws of truth

Use the demeanor
Of a croc
Waiting in a river of dreams

Great Eradicator
Disregard all silent protest

Restrain the feedback
Disallow proficiency

Knit a typo sweater

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Knit a Typo Sweater"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 11, 2006
I always enjoy your work

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 12, 2006
Has the demenor of a croc. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2006
You have a great way of getting your thoughts across to the reader and this write is quite powerful!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
For A D Mediocre 3rd Grade Mentality-Knit Typo Sweater & Wear It While UR At It...

Real Kool Down....

TRASK

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Coooool, this cut's with a sharpness of a raptors claw, superb wit, (nodding and smiling in recognition). Knitting's not my thing but I can do typo's no prob. Top Notch Jude.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
so I take it you do not always have the aura of a shaman? still, there's your poetic prowess and that knack for cutting to the quick... have a nice day, Dawn

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
It's sooooooooo hard to fit a rat with a sweater! One size does not fit all! Does the one with the most poetic cheese and yarn win?

Sage

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Restrain the feedback? Never, or else the whole world will be full of Typo sweaters knitted by friends who never admit that flaws and honesty make the sweater prettier. Liked this. There are alot of knitters.

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
I'm not sure if this is about writers or obnoxious people in general. Whatever it is, it's really good and full of fire.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Wota stitch up. Bet no one can make more typos that me.
Not pulling the wool over anyones eyes, just saying get knotted in eloquent fashion.
When do the gladiators start.
I see Knitting Kate's got in a tangle....

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
I read this last night, Jude, and laughed out loud. I was too tired to comment then. Sharp and spikey. Yes, I said spikey. ~~Nordette

Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Jude,

Holy smoke! A resounding condemnation with a few perfectly knitted words. LOVE the way your mind works. Excellent write--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Whoa, remind me never to get on your bad side, Jude. Life is in a whirlwind of confusion these days and we all keep getting caught up in the spin. For those of us who have the ability and the hope, it is up to us to rise above it and forge the future of mankind.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
Another caustic and scathing condemnation of today's so called moralists and pontificators, who have led many up blind paths in life !
Excellent compositon Ace !
Peter

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
TV Evangelist?? AD Evangelist - of which there are many of us about, each with our most intricate and colourful Fairisle Patterns, flavours and colours...??!! :)) Yeah, bein noisy is great as long as it don't get into harsh and bitter judgement of another's heartfelt views and beliefs; reckon there ought to be a sign up somewhere sayin "No Logging"... well, perhaps there is, but I've just got too much timber in me own eyes to be able to see it... Fantastically wide in scope with just a few well-chosen concepts and deft images, Jude. The typo sweater is just brilliant... can I be the first to pick holes in it and watch it unravel??!! :)) Ha-ha-bonk... Krazyeyes Kate xx (Sorry... Mr Deeds is a favourite film in this house... good, bad or ugly, I cannot tell!) :))

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2006
You capture ever stitch with each possible poetic personality wonderful creative work !!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
So many typo sweaters I have around and soapboxes in the my storage shed do multitudinously abound...Ed

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
Wow...Wow!!

Direct and to the point!!

Like a fist in the stomach!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2006
Ummmhummm. You wind up good late at night.
Seriously, this work is full of hidden meaning.
VEry good...as usual.


New Poetry by jude forese
Popular Poetry (Poetry)
  1.  Catching Happiness...
  2.  Finding Trust Again
  3.  Nightsky
  4.  Reality of Another Kind
  5.  Spindrift
  6.  Kindness
  7.  Our Restless Minds
  8.  Luxury of Solitude
  9.  In The Still of The Night
  10.  Dream Just a Dream
  11.  Life's Enormous Green Chest
  12.  Sediment Within the Soul
  13.  Roadkill Memoriam
  14.  Hunting for Truth
  15.  Whisper Pens
  16.  In Praise of Anonymity
  17.  I Have Spent My Entire Life
  18.  Shaved Reflections
  19.  Feeling Lonely
  20.  Serrated Smiles
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

You Look FatCalgary by RickthePoetWarrior

Using Calgary as a backdrop the author satirizes the self-serving nature of the public as it continues to fatten itself, not only physically, but egotistically as well.  
Member BookAds

Early Works by David Clure

Early Works is an exhaustive compilation of the first decade of the poems and stories of Z.B.McClure. Included are family photos, rare personal photos, photos of 1st draft manuscripts of many of his early poems. Also some biography and memoir materia  
Member BookAds

The Awakening by Edward Patterson

Inspirational Chapbook  
Member BookAds