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For A Swim?
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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Swim?


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Go ahead and take ye a swim,
If'n that be yore wishes.

For once the battle is joined,
All ye blokes will sleep with the fishes.

No casino, vinyard, or haven for wenches this Isle will be,
But a bordello and zoo for me shipmates and me.

And the clear thinking Captain Fee.

Edwina has claimed the Ed birthright for she,

So if she spares ye lives and heads don't roll,
In lacy things around you'll stroll.

Be ye from the country or the city,
As slavemaster me first command will be no pity.

Ye dances around in yore lacy things so witty,
Singing a chorus or two of,
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

Sir Salt Walt


    

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 Reviews of "For A Swim?"
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Sir Walt! Love this pirate way! about you!
WArmly, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox

STay Positive and STrong!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
okay! i don't know about the rest of you readers but i am enjoying being entertained--how about stepping things up a notch...i want to see some of these bad boys in their lacy things!!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
I'm goin swimmin right now, then I'm gonna have me a soothin Epsom Salt Bath!! (I heard about it's many benefits, from an old Salty Dog!)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Sir Salt Walt again you've added smiles with your write, very much enjoyed.
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Seventeen Man of War with 96 cannons each are barrelling from all directions on your arse, I will se you foundering not with a bang!!! but like a pitiful piffle.
Ed the Elder (georg?)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Yeh Sir Walt, surely they Ed's many will be on the run now......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
lov'n the saga Sir Salt Walt...Hugs and Love, Peggy

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Sir Salt Walt -
Edwina surely thanks thee
Me's got to think
Throw them in the drink?
Or dress them in pink

Edwina, The Eldest

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
I think your are a great Salt Sir Walt, but I don't want to see the Island destroyed by war, so I too have entered the fray, with a plea for sanity!;-)

ET

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
And the dual continues. 50 men on a dead man's chest. Yo, ho, ho and a bott'l 'o rum!

George

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Aye Sir Walt, methinks the Eds will wither and blush like a last summer rose when they taste the bite of our cold hard steel..
Fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
The battles of the seas.....Ed'so more super duper saga!!

Bordello's and ambrello's galaw..so prettyo" so pretty are those leg-ons!!

A-hoi Tinka :)


Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Aye, I've seen ye've gain admittance to a select company of battling Eds -- befittin' an old salty dog like yer'self -- enjoy the rum and wenches!

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
All my writing friends have become pirates of this Cybra-den -{Very well} -love ^Ted^

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
AYE Salty Walt! Ye be a loyal Laddie and you will get special attention from this here baddie! Nibbens LaRue

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
LOL

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Aye and I have added mightily to my stock of lacy things in anticipation of the battle that ill come when all these EDs get on with it already!
Lacy Annie, one of the busty crew of the good ship Marmalade.

Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Ah. A different take on walkin' the plank, eh? Well done: good thing I know how to swim. Not too keen on diving in with sharks and jelleys, though...LOL

Another Salty tail (errrr, tail) from Sir Walt. :) Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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