AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  William Manchee, iJoy Pedersen, iConnie Amarel, iRoger Vizi, iBob mitchley #shock stories, iMichael Gorton, iJames Harvey, iPatricia Sims, iRobin Ouzman Hislop, iGary Caplan, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Gerald J Tate

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· 141 Titles
· 667 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Apr, 2007

Gerald J Tate, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



I'M A HOOLIGAN
by Gerald J Tate → (All Poetry by Gerald J Tate)
   Rated "R" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Short one

I have this friend, but he's rather dim

I love to throw, tomatoes at him

Tomatoes are soft, and won't hurt his skin

But these f----ng do, cause they're still in the tin


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "I'M A HOOLIGAN"
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Cute and playful:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
You truly are a hooligan! "they're still in the tin" like a punch line to a joke. Really, really made me laugh.

Kathy

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
this one made me laugh!! i needed that!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Cute, think I have done that too a time or two.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
OOOH that would smart...lol, Ed

Reviewed on September 18, 2007
I think at times we're ALL hooligans. Like it or not, we all have days where all goes wrong, no matter how hard you try to want things to go right! Good write, Gerald; well done! :)

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
I've got days like that... and friends, too.


New Poetry by Gerald J Tate
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne

Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F  
Member BookAds

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces by Jay Dubya

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.  
Member BookAds

52nd Book: Jay Dubya by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hacked, Shakespeare: Sacked & Thurber: Thwacked is adult satire featuring adult language and content.  
Member BookAds