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Memory lapse…
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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I went upstairs with a pen in my hand


To look for a pen I thought was upstairs.


This move – I must admit – was not well planned,


‘Cause I keep all pens in my desk downstairs.


 


I stopped on the landing, looked at the pen,


The one, which I thought, should not have been there,


Sighed a deep sigh and said: ”Damn it old man,


What’s happening here is a sad affair”.


 


My wife said I had a memory lapse,


Standing upstairs like a sad cucumber


And I would admit to such handicaps,


But honestly, I just can’t remember…


 


 


© P. J. Oszmann 2003 Illustration in Photoshop.


 


 


p.s. I meant to post this verse last year, but I could not remember where I put it… or that I have actually written it…                   


 


(There is some compensation for getting old, but I can’t remember what they are, except, perhaps, not remembering or not acting my age…)


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 Reviews of "Memory lapse…"
Reviewed by andrea coltman
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Hey remember me Pops? Nah didn't think so....so now your a sad old cucumber hmmm what's that all about???!!!....I love you even though you can't remember a dam thing but at least you can admit it...only trouble is you probably won't remember that you did!!!...

A xxx

Reviewed on May 16, 2004
(((peter)))

sounds like me...sounds like me. i'm forever forgetting things--they say that happens when you get old...and i don't like it one bit!

but i love this write (and you)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2004
LOL! I know the feeling and I'm thirty-three...I'd hate to see the future of my memory! I will be at work at the bookstore and start walking down an aisle for something and have absolutely no clue what I was looking for! Makes you start to wonder! Enjoyed this:)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 13, 2004
This was fun to read. You painted the picture perfectly.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 13, 2004
Remember what? So what do you think of my poem, I mean yours or do I, damn memory, like I always say "Long term drug use = short term memory loss" Peace & getting old is only a part of life, Ed & Rufuz (w00f)

Reviewed on May 13, 2004
Hi Peter:

Not to worry. This also had happened to my grand father too. He had the elastic band on his wrist, and was asking me where was that elastic band at the same time. :)

I found that strange in the beginning, but later thought it was normal as most people at his age did the same thing.

He was in perfect health.

~ May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel ~


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