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Retiring from retirement
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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Now that I retired I am very tired,


Being old ’n retired suits me not.


Peace what I desired, but damned fate conspired


To give me absolutely naught.


So I decided I shan’t be blighted


By my retirement’s ugly rot,


I shall be guided - not just half-hearted -


To end “Retirement” with a dot.


So as from now on, there will be new dawn,


I’ll fulfil my own requirement.


Ring the carillon, cross the Rubicon,


I’m retiring from retirement.


 


© P. J. Oszmann (2004)


© Illustration created in Publisher and Photoshop (2004)


 


 


 


(Ps. I intended to post this in early November…)


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 Reviews of "Retiring from retirement"
Reviewed on February 9, 2005

A wit-wise composition flowing on to the lake of wisdom.

An enjoyable reading of a stimulating message of life.


Andre Emmanuel Bendaviben-YEHU

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on February 4, 2005
hahaha good for you
get out there and do your thang, man
ring those bells!
enjoyed take care

Reviewed on February 2, 2005
Peter,

Good on you. I knew you couldn't stay away (or like me, you can't afford NOT to LOL)

An excellent, humorous write--welcome back :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by M. B. (Reader)
Reviewed on February 2, 2005
I loved the humor in this, the truth that underlies the humor and the rhythm and rhyme of it all. :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
"Retirement’s ugly rot." I love that line. This reminds me of my Grandfather. He'll never retire, and can outwork guys in their 20's when it comes to construction.

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Well Peter if you are feeling anything like your neat and cute poem here You are Happy!! I hope you are and all goes well for you. Better than Well like in Super Duper. Fulfill Your Own Requirement. Well it is about time!!!! : )
Love Tracey
Am ordering your book.
have a great day everyday.

Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Very expreesive message. Well-done, Peter!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Retirement is not all that it is cracked up to be. Great write.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
I have done this twice and every time I saw I am retired I just retire myself from retiring.


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