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The Actress Katharina Schratt *
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Katharina Schratt the actress: Her presence was great on the stage, But greater still on a mattress, When she performed for fun, not wage. A King could turn into jelly, When on the bed she shrieked and rolled; She could make an old King happy� �And make a happy King feel old� � P. J. Oszmann (1998) Illustration: Montage in Photoshop (from the cover of a Hungarian book about Franz Joseph�s lovers and portrait of the actress) * Katharina Schratt Viennese actress was the mistress of Emperor Franz Joseph (King of Hungary 1848-1916)

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Reviewed by Amira van Kerk (Reader)

Reviewed on April 7, 2006

Woman-power !!!
Proves again that WE are the strong sex - and the saying: Behind every successful man stands a powerful woman !
Good one.
Love
A

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on March 11, 2006

Either way Katharina made a man feel like a king.
Well said.
Susan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 11, 2006

I have no clue what a casting couch is, does it have anything to do with fishing...;) Ed

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 11, 2006

Peter,

The first casting couch, eh? Delightful!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Phillip Hardy

Reviewed on March 11, 2006

This must be the precursor to the infamous casting couch. This poem has the feel of a classic.

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