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Acupuncture and Pregnancy
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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You’ve read the headline… and there are no tricks


It must be due to the numerous pricks.


 


© P. J. Oszmann (2006)


© Illustration: Photograph enhanced in Photoshop


 


 


 



 


I found the “headline” on an enlarged newspaper copy, on a display board, outside a health shop in our local high street.


 


My added comment in the two-line couplet came to me in a snap. I just could not resist it.


 


Shoot me if you like…


 


I am posting it here in a tearing hurry.


 


Apologies to all who may have left reviews and/or messages since my last log-in. I had no time to check. I hope to be back soon.


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 Reviews of "Acupuncture and Pregnancy"
Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
Yes, yes Peter it's all about those numerous pricks!!
I have received countless little (and sometimes painful) pricks over the last ten months for a deep condition and slowly over time; together with copious amounts of Traditional Chinese Medicine herbs I have been improving ... but other measures still need to be taken! Oh, if only I was trying to be pregnant ... not that I desire to thankfully, but it would seem a lot simpler involving fewer little pricks!!
Fun and accurate write! Thanks for sharing Peter!
Love, Suzie :-D

Reviewed on August 16, 2006
Me thinks they were high, Peter!!!!!!! LOL--thanks for the laugh today...take care!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
hahahahahahaha11111

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 15, 2006
"outside a health shop in our local high street"

Damn I am moving where you live, you have a street for being high on, so kewl...Ed

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on August 15, 2006
When solving any problem, two or more heads are always better than one. lol
Ok since I've excused you your comment above, please excuse me mine.
;-)
Chanti


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