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ON BEING AN ASS.
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I've been a stubborn ass All my life and I'll be just As much an ass, alas, When finally turn to dust. � P. J. Oszmann (1952 [in Hungarian] - Translated into English 2000)

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Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)

Reviewed on September 27, 2003

Peter, you could never be an 'ass!' You are just an old softy....hehe

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan

Reviewed on September 26, 2003

:>)

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