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The Faucet
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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did ya' ever
look "in" your 'frigarator?
see what you'll find?
man, it'll blow you're mind.

opened the door.
opened a drawer.

"vegetbles"
it said.

is that what they are,
coulda' fooled me.

was that "lettuce"?
but, it's brown or it's black,
or some color i ain't never seen.

half a tomatoe,
wrapped in the wrap.
must be old,
judgin' by the mold.

then, there's the "milk".
least it's cold.
what's that smell?
oh yeah, "the milk".

"meat"
that i could eat.
well, maybe back then.

"cheese"
there's the wrappers,
but where my cheese Be?

what's with all these baggies,
empty and bare?
musta' been good
i ate it while i could.

thirsty.
what about some "water"?
well, i've got a jug,
and there's always the Faucet.

OK. OK.
not desperate yet.

got ketchup.
got mustard & mayo.
sandwich!
sandwich! sandwich! sandwich!

what' ' bout bread?

Oh.

well, there's always
The Faucet.

where be my glass?

well, hell,

there' s always
The Faucet.

randon thoughts from a random mind.
just fillin' time, not makin' a ryhme.

hope that ya' smile, least for a while.
afterall, that's parta' my style.-steve

Copyright ©2002 steve patterson

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 Reviews of "The Faucet"
Reviewed by Gregory Sonn (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
Hi Steve,
I like your style, but stay away from the faucet man, our clean water can kill you!lol!
Good stuff! Gregg

Reviewed by kay devenish
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
So funny...cheered me right up.
from kay

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
Thanks for the smiles, Steve. I enjoyed this.
Jenni

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
Incredibly funny!! Reading your poems always brightens my day.

Scada

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
loved this.

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
Hi Steve,
My frst laugh for the day...

Thanks,
Trixie

Reviewed by (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
great rant, Steve.

Reviewed by Tomas Ughdair (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2002
Hi Steve,
Whats a Faucet?, I am still in Paddy land,
we are just getting used to buckets,
I always though those faucet things were how you drew your whiskey, nice idea!
Taing.
Morchuis


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