hey plummer man
can you understand
got a stopped up drain
ain't that a pain
in my kitchen sink
man, does that stink
a stopped up brain
or drain
turned on the dish washer
the water
began to gusher
wadn't doin' what it outta'
i tried the dis-pos-all
it went too
what'a i do?
mr. plummer man
the water began to fall
i can tell you
that water
weren't blue
as it began to fall
over the sink's wall
got there just in time
to turn off the dish washer
that gusher
before it became a rhyme
there on the kitchen floor
what a bore
so i called my plummer man
ask him can you understand
got water in my kitchen sink
man does it stink
what do you think?"
he said i'll be there fast as i can
in the blink of an eye
'cause i know why
your callin' me
see
i been where
you are
i ain't that far
just let me get to my car
or my van
my plummer man
he do undertsand
so maybe
in an hour or 2
i'll see a sink
that don't stink
hope that be true
with water that's blue
"hey plummer man
come as quick as you can
'cause i don't care for the stink
there in my kitchen sink"
it makes me think
of my clod it up drain
there in my brain
it brings some pain
and i sink
into another drink
got a clodded up drain
there in my brain
there in my sink
makes me think
man do that stink
hey plummer man
come as quick as you can
clean my drain
relieve my pain
Man if the plummer don't know how you feel, I certainly do, I am just upset that you got a dishwasher and I don't...gotta wash my dishes by hand, oh man, I hate that job, even I do use plastic or styrofoam, but sometimes, the meal won't stay put, so you know I gotta use a regular dish, what a bitch...pour some of that drink down your drain, it may work better there than on you brain...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.