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What NASCAR stands for
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Authorsden friend Felix LeRoy Perry triggered this one...which actually has been told by my husband as a rodeo joke. Thought I'd share:


What NASCAR stands for:

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks......................

Oh - forgive me all you fans,
as you sitting dressed in jams
in front of a screen - 50 inch in size
to watch them race for a huge prize.

With dizzying speed much more than two hundred
they drive in an oval and I always wondered
if they do it for money or just for the kickers
of driving a car wrapped in VIAGRA stickers.

Peace... :-)

Rebecca~
www.rebeccalerwill.com





  

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 Reviews of "What NASCAR stands for"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
I must say that I completely agree with you with regard to racing cars unless they can find a way to race them on fuel that is renewable and does not in any way damage the environment. Nicely done, Rebecca. Love and best wishes,



Regis

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
LOL this is funny! I see you have a book
published Bravo, I will have to read it.
Oh and thanks for visiting my den, gave
me the chance to read your work.

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
Friends,
I didn't mean to stir up so much dust, LOL. I love pretty much any kind of racing. As for rednecks.... gotta love 'em, too! ;-)
R~

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
Not a fan. How can they just watch
cars go around and round?
I think they are waiting for the wrecks..
To each their own..

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
I've always wondered why they don't drive clockwise circles.

Walt

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 6, 2007
Love the humor, but athletics they are. Think about it, could you do what they do?? Could you drive at speeds that range up to two hundred miles per hour for five hundred, eight hundred or one thousand miles non stop? Get out hop into a helicopter, meet your plane, travel to meet sponsor obligations, hop another plane to another track to spend two days testing, again meet sponsor obligations, be at the next track event to drive five hundred, eight hundred or one thousand miles for thirty seven weeks? Then spend the remaining twelve weeks between airplanes and helicopters going from track to track to test some more, wine and dine new sponsors? With two weeks left to relax before the cycle begins all over again?? A sport like no other where all teams play consistently against each other every week. As for me, I have has a passion for the sport since 1977, including the Indy cars, Formula One and over the last ten years watched the Craftsman Truck Series take off. As for "Rednecks" in my humble opinion, I love them all, though I am not one. Their passionate work ethics, honesty, love of God and love of country is the roots of the "Heartland".

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by R Beeman
Reviewed on November 5, 2007
well i gotta love that. Rednecks is an interesting word. You would be suprised at the real origin of that word. did make me laugh and whenever someone can make a buck, then it will be on a car, helmet, or whatever. lol

randy

Reviewed on November 5, 2007
Hey, hey, HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! First Fee. Then Paul D. Benrubi. Now you? LOL

Drivers are athletes: takes a lot of strength to hold a racecar to the track at speeds of 150 miles an hour plus for three or so hours, praying like thunder you don't hit the wall (or anyone else). Much rather watch NASCAR than boxing. Or golf. Or...tennis. LOL

Okay, call me redneck: proud of it, gotta have my NASCAR! :)

Good un, you take the checkered flag. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Fee's driver beat MY driver in the last three laps!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 5, 2007
Cute Rebecca and I would have to agree that the sponsors are getting wackier and wackier all the time but to be serious about it as well the sport does require a lot of athletic ability and they must be in shape. To control a car in access of 150 miles per hour for over three hours non stop with the pressures of 40 other cars all around you is a whole lot of work...redneck or not. I love it and once you start watching it...addiction is the only word that comes to mind. LOL

Fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 5, 2007
Excellent and right on...thanks for the grins and heehaws...Ed


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